Flirting Online
As we've already mentioned, real-time virtual flirt often precedes cybersex. It happens just like in the real world – you most likely at least flirt with a woman before even counting on anything more profound.
Let's say you enter a chat room with a flirty name Sexy Boy (any sexy-orienting names are possible). You choose another sex-minded nickname of an opposite sex from the list of chatters (to be sure that your 'frustration' is mutual) and start a conversation: 'Hi sexy', 'Hi beautiful', 'Hey sweetie' are just a few of millions ways of initial steps towards your main goal.
You have no idea if the girl on the opposite side of your common sexy interaction is pretty or not, you can't even be sure that it's actually a girl, not a bearded beer-bellied cyber junkie from Russia... Not that you care much about it, because the whole process of cybersex suggests your relying on your (and your often anonymous partner's) imagination.
Now that the first stage is behind i.e. you've chosen a 'prey', established a flirty contact with her (rarely him), broken the ice of asl (figured out your 'partner's' Age/Sex/Location) it's high time you switched to further steps towards your mutually beneficial cybering... These steps are universally standard, however, not always take place in a certain order. Sometimes you just ask someone if they 'Wanna Cyber?' and start the whole thing at once without any virtual 'foreplay'.
However, most of the time, curious male chatters (as opposed to male cyber junkies) – the ones who are into any types of challenges do prefer going through a certain standard scheme before expressing their notorious sexual frustration to their healer of (hopefully) opposite sex. This scheme is simple, and is very easy to follow when approaching your virtually sexy (read as: not always sexy) object. The scheme implies a certain amount of standard questions you ask a girl you're going to have more interesting things with after you're through with these formalities. It means that you so totally don't care about her answers that you forget them right after you haven't read them... Here are these notorious constituent parts of your flirty virtual 'foreplay':
Stage 1. Saying Hi – you've already 'been there' – see above.
Stage 2. 'How are you?' and all its possible variations – just to break the ice of the virtuality and convey to your future cybersex partner that you do care about a few non-frustrational things...The question is usually duplicated on the opposite side of your screen, well, you just answer that you're great with as many misprints as possible – time is accumulating sexual frustration, not even money in your case!
Stage 3. Now that you're well aware of each other's 'great' life, switch to another standard question i.e. 'What u up to?' – just to flirtilly encourage your virtually gorgeous interlocutoress to reveal her plans and then fantasies, preferences in nearest future... You don't care about your random gal's answer here either, most likely she'll tell you she's just bored and slightly lonely (hehe!). Ain't it all just too obvious!
Stage 4. Now it's high time you started your straight-to-the-point talk. The next question before its Majesty Censorship bangs us all – unauthorized persons – on our curious heads. The question eloquently enquires: 'What are you wearing?'.
Don't get too shocked when you're asked this question my Nigerian friend – in case you decide to connect to Internet any closer that is. Be happy that at least your virtual co-junkies aren't afraid to admit they occasionally need sex in all its vastness of positions and fantasies (and even perversions sometimes!). Be happy for your co-losers or co-virgins (co-pedophiles? Nooo, no never!) have finally found sexual frustration-proof playground to come out and play at!