Hilarious Cybersex
(Editor's notes are given in brackets).
!!!Sexy Man 17 (17 is age, not his masculine size of course, the number implying the latter will be much more impressive according to his words!) hi sexy, wanna chat?
Sexy Bitch (most likely a sex-curious virgin whose real age doesn't yet allow her to visit even teenage chat rooms not to mention adult ones): hi sexy guy, sure why not.
!!!Sexy Man 17: whats ur asl?
Sexy Bitch: 17 f usa, urs? (tut tut lying ain't goodie, baby!)
!!!Sexy Man 17: 17 m usa here too. What u up to?
Sexy Bitch: I'm just a lil bored and lonely... (read as: good girl very eager to go bad right here right now).
!!!Sexy Man 17: (he's young but is good at reading between the lines): Whatcha wearin baby, what u look like?
Sexy Bitch: (replies swiftly – boasting her virtual beauty is so pleasant!) blue-eyed blond, long legs, long hair, short pink top and a mini skirt...(same old well-equipped cyber supermodel).
!!!Sexy Man 17: Wow! You sound hot babe!
Sexy Bitch: Coz I am hot. Now ur turn.
!!!Sexy Man 17: Me I'm tall dark perfectly tanned, sixpack abs, 10 inches (pure overexaggeration!)
Sexy Bitch: mmmmmmmm wanna have some cyber fun?
(he sure does!) !!!Sexy Man 17: Yea!
Sexy Bitch: Okay we're in my bedroom, soft music plays, we're dancing a dirty dance, you're all excited, I can feel it when you... you know... ermm... press me to the wall...(the pseudo-bitch lacks cyber experience – any experience – and desperately tries to hide the fact).
!!!Sexy Man 17: I'm unbuttoning your blouse...
Sexy Bitch: I'm wearing a top, don't you remember!
!!!Sexy Man 17: Who cares, babe, just take it off...
Sexy Bitch (mood slightly spoiled – these horny dudes are such robots!) Okay I'm taking it off. Ripping it off!
!!!Sexy Man 17: mmmmmmm I'm moving closer to your breasts (in real life he'd faint at the sight of real breasts but now he's macho!). I'm touching them, licking them... Wow they're neat!
Sexy Bitch: (neat tits, wow how sexy! Sexy mood is sensually going down the cyber drain...) Okay why don't you take off your pants, lover, I'm kinda hungry for your... ermm. You know, your love tool mmmmmmmm. (10 minutes later) Oops sorry for such a long reply, I incidentally sent my message to everyone but you in the chat room... (now is bombarded with eager propositions from other machos).
!!!Sexy Man 17: Huh? Lovetool? LMAO Heck, these chicks are so into spoiling the whole thing with forbidden unsexy words ('love' is one of them – just to clear the situation in case you never heard of forbidden unsexy words!).
Sexy Bitch: What? Go to hell, you robotic cocky jerk, I want to make love not to fuck tonight.
!!!Sexy Man 17: then you should've called yourself 'Ugly Bum Looking for Love'!
Sexy Bitch: moron!
!!!Sexy Man 17: female nerd!
Sexy Bitch has logged off.....................................................................
Things happen, sometimes cybersex results in nothing but similar hilarious situations which sound extremely funny to everyone but undersatisfied sexually frustrated cyberers...
In any case, what makes us laugh is not that bad!