What Are You Wearing?
Now that's where the real fun is about to begin. The real virtual fun, that is. Or shall we call it virtually real fun instead... Anyway, the question above is a pure eloquent guide to action. Its analogue is less direct 'What do you look like?' Both are aimed at one thing – finding out as much as possible imaginable details about one's cyberpartner.
The REAL fun begins when Sexy Gals and Well-Hung Horny Dudes – i.e. 'inhabitants' of the huge world of Cybersex start describing their amazingly stunning looks to each other. But what a magical revelation!
Looks like the virtual space is all filled with gorgeous chicks – toned and perfect, with their measurements not an inch more than 36-24-36 (age-height-weight?). Want a girlfriend who looks exactly like a supermodel? Then move to Internet! These celestial beauties work out every day and do anything possible to make their 'evergreen' youth stay with them forever. These virtual divas all wear red silk blouses, miniskirts and high heels – wow what an outfit – such well-equipped and i.e. devoted cyber chicks! A quite imaginable image, don't you agree?
The situation with male cyberers is even more fun. They are all hung like donkeys without any exception. How come our real-life male 'farms' are so frequently abundant in usual cocks, well, we mean roosters instead! It's not that size matters – technique being the key word they say – it's just that we all strive for perfection, right? If you are ever UP for IT, other goodies of your typical co-cyberer's looks will include the fact that he's perfectly suntanned, can boast his amazing six-pack abs, brown hair, blue eyes (YUM!). Try and find someone with such perfect appearance in the streets of your real life! And then count endless years you had to spend on your search of this cocky perfection...
Of course, all these perfect images of sexy girls and gorgeous men are a bit more than slightly exaggerated... However, what kind of fool will call himself a fool if he has a magically indisputable reputation of a smart ass! Just like nobody will ever admit their physical imperfections when these imperfections are visible to their imperfect owners only.
One more reason why appearance of your cyber partner is so crucially important implies that it grants you a splendid opportunity to imagine your co-cyberer in all its detailed perfection. This perfection is in reality very deceitful, but who cares anyway, you'll hardly ever get to see your casual cyber acquaintance. That's why try to describe your virtual self as more picturesque as possible once you fall for cybersex. You can be anyone you like 'there', all you need to do is juicily describe your visual virtues, skills, preferences and then actions of course.
However, we still advise you to get out of cyberspace as soon as possible. You're a much stronger person when you deal with your imperfections and try to work hard on yourself rather than passively give up on your often imperfect self. Cyber doesn't necessarily automatically label you as a loser but still nothing compares to the real thing, don't you think?