What U Up To?

It's just a transient intermediate question intuitively asked by you to your future and most likely random cyber partneress. You'd certainly wish to find out if she is eagerly up to things you're up to too, not that you care about other things she'd like to do (having a deeply profound conversation with you or any other spiritual activities, yuck!).
You know for sure what you are up to, the rest isn't worth your attention. In fact, your attention is not able to concentrate at other things but your self-centered cyberaimed ambitions. Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? Mostly because it describes your ridiculously horny image of a virtual lover – the God of virtual sex, the macho man and the hero of the flirty online world of cybersex.
Now let's go deeper into things you may be eagerly UP to when intending to have cybersex. As well as the real thing, virtual sex offers a wide range of varieties as well. If your personal preferences in (used to be) real life include say oral sex or the all-time worldwide favourite doggy style – feel free to have it all online. The key difference from the real life is that you neither touch anybody (oh well you may touch yourself but does it ever count?) nor feel anyone but yourself touch you (same countless thing here too). All is based on your imagination which most likely does work wonders – otherwise cybersex wouldn't be so popular among the unsatisdied/unsatisfiable human elements of our society.
Chatters in most adult chat rooms choose their nicknames according to what they are UP to – it's natural. Be sure that 'Older Man' is approximately 60 years old in spite of the fact that he may dishonestly avoid answering your age-question (if you ever get a splendid opportunity to ever chat to him) squeezing his heroic virtual self into another much more appealingly-sounding age... Age is just a number after all! For the ones whose numbers are way too impressive that is. The guy's 'twin brother' may sound as '60 y.o. perv' on your chatters' list, he's destructively honest and i.e. has a vague chance to virtually make out with his fellow-pervs only ('chubby grandma looking to have fun', 'older woman for a younger man' - honesty isn't the best policy in the real world not to mention them virtual empty spaces.)
Most of the time, your imagination knows no limits or censorship restrictions when you are a frequent visitor of adult chat rooms, that's why things you are up to may profoundly alter depending on your virtual mood at the particular virtually robotic moment.
In any case, your what-u-up-to question is mostly aimed at making sure you successfully surround and nobly secure yourself with an image of a sexy macho who raids virtually sexy space only when he desperately needs rest after his hyperactive sex life in the real world. That's oh so destructively untrue, my experienced Nigerian friend, but nobody else will find out – we can keep secrets!